The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.
Actually in Marvel lore it is implicitly stated That Steve is one of only a few people on earth actually worthy of carrying Thor’s hammer
INSTEAD CAN WE GET THOR UNBELIEVABLY PUZZLED YET IMPRESSED WHEN CAP PICKS UP HIS HAMMER?!?
things that do not make you a man:
- genital configuration
things that do make you a man:
- inability to slay the witch-king of angmar
Almost snorted milk out of my nose.
03/?? ☆ My favorite movies in no particular order
The Princess Bride
Happy Easter from Texts From Superheroes
Voltaire // BRAINSSure she might think it’s deranged
But she won’t give it a thought
After I’ve eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It’s okay!
It’s not a matter if it isn’t gray,
And if at first they think it’s strange,
they won’t think twice
If they don’t have a brain!
always reblog voltaire <3
this is literally what it’s like to be 21